Chase chumbo chazzzy
Chase chumbo chazzzy
Hey Y’all! I’m Chumbo, or Chazzzy, or Chase, its really up to you and me and the situation we’re in. I’m just some guy who makes videos to occupy the time between birth and death. If you like the videos thats awesome, if you don’t, thats also awesome. Just don’t feel nothing; life is too short for that. Trust me, woman have been saying I’m “too short” for years.
chumbo’s merch
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Ranch It!
The Hidden Valley Ranch Crocs changed my outlook on life. They helped me see the world for the playful, delicate, ranch-filled place it can be. I’ve asked HVR for a sponsorship so I can spread their message of joy, unity and hope through making more videos with higher production value. But so far, no response. I’m hoping the fine folk at HVR will see this video and realize my worth, the way I realized their worth once I received their innovative Croc. I would also like to thank the Croc company for their contribution to this union, The Lord for guiding me in this quest, and my Father and Mother for giving me their stomach and penis, respectively. And remember, when life’s got you down, you can always ranch it.
Couples Therapy
Al, my wife, and I go to couples therapy. Apparently we “aren’t communicating well” but I don’t know what she’s talking about because I refuse to listen.